Sunday 31 March 2013

Dago Bandung

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Saturday 30 March 2013

About Sex

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.. I don't remember, what I chose.2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she object...ts.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialed were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?

A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?

A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!




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Good Wife(1)

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Sekolah ϑî Bali thn 1941

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Friday 29 March 2013

Model Cilik

Dearyl and Nisya
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Senyum dan sedekah

Rasulullah SAW bersabda : "Janganlah engkau memandang rendah bentuk apapun dari kebaikan, walaupun engkau hanya bertemu dengan saudaramu dengan muka manis."

(HR. Muslim)

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Thursday 28 March 2013

Smile




P to P




Facebook

Facebook may cause serious mental health problems in kids, studies show
By Andrew Couts — August 8, 2011








The scientific community has only just started to discover the various risks and benefits associate with social media and the ways in which it is changing everything from human interaction to childhood development. But according to a recently revealed study, using Facebook and other technology may have negative effects on the mental health of children and teenagers.

These findings were unveiled by Dr. Larry D. Rosen, a professor of psychology at California State University, Dominguez Hills, at the 119th Annual Convention of the American Psychological Association in Washington, D.C. on Saturday. Dr. Rosen, whose study was entitled, “Poke Me: How Social Networks Can Both Help and Harm Our Kids,” has been studying the effects of technology on people for more than 25 years.

Dr. Rosen’s study found the following worrisome details:

• Teenagers and young adults who are persistently logged on to Facebook are more often to show psychological disorders, like mania, paranoia, aggressive tendencies , antisocial behavior and increased alcohol use. These teens also more often displayed narcissistic tendencies, which are fed by their ability to constantly broadcast information about themselves through Facebook.

• Children, pre-teens and teenagers who used technology, like the Internet and video games, on a regular basis   have more stomach aches, sleeping problems, anxiety and depression. They also miss school more often.

• Not surprisingly, middle school and high school students who logged into Facebook at least once during a 15-minute study session received lower grades. Rosen and his team found that most students were only able to maintain focus on their studies for two or three minutes before distracting themselves with technology, like text messages, mobile apps or the Web.

• Rosen also revealed that the average teenager sends approximately 2,000 text messages per month, a massive amount of information processing that has been founded to be related to problems with sleep and concentration, as well as physical stress.

Despite the plethora of bad news about excessive social networking and use of other technology, Rosen’s findings weren’t all negative.

For instance, young adults who regularly use Facebook are better able to conjure “virtual empathy” for online friends. And introverted teens can learn valuable socializing skills behind the safety of a computer screen. Social networking can also provide innovative ways for teachers to connect with students, Rosen found.

For the parents out there who think they can control their children’s social media intake through the use of computer monitoring software, Rosen says not to bother.

“If you feel that you have to use some sort of computer program to surreptitiously monitor your child’s social networking, you are wasting your time. Your child will find a workaround in a matter of minutes,” he said. “You have to start talking about appropriate technology use early and often and build trust, so that when there is a problem, whether it is being bullied or seeing a disturbing image, your child will talk to you about it.”

(via Science Daily, LA Times) [Image via]

Andrew Couts    
Staff Writer for Digital Trends

Wednesday 27 March 2013

Hikmah

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Sunday 24 March 2013

Mengingat Allah

Rasulullah SAW bersabda : "Allah SWT berfirman: Aku sesuai dengan persangkaan hamba-Ku terhadap-Ku dan Aku selalu bersamanya ketika dia mengingat-Ku. Apabila dia mengingat-Ku dalam dirinya, maka Aku pun akan mengingatnya dalam diri-Ku. Apabila dia mengingat-Ku dalam suatu jemaah manusia, maka Aku pun akan mengingatnya dalam suatu kumpulan makhluk yang lebih baik dari mereka. Apabila dia mendekati-Ku sejengkal, maka Aku akan mendekatinya sehasta. Apabila dia mendekati-Ku sehasta, maka Aku akan mendekatinya sedepa. Dan apabila dia datang kepada-Ku dengan berjalan, maka Aku akan datang kepadanya dengan berlari."

(HR. Muslim)

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Friday 22 March 2013

Fw: Seeking Female candidates for the short course ICHUD96 or UMDT4 - IHS, The Netherlands

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From: Ruelle Pereira <ihs.study14@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:21:51 +0530
Subject: Seeking Female candidates for the short course ICHUD96 or UMDT4 - IHS, The Netherlands


Dear Candidate,


Kindly nominate female colleagues/friends for any one of the below listed course ( As the fellowship deadline for both these courses is same, candidate can apply for any one of these courses) :

1. Course Name: ICHUD96 International course on Housing and Urban Development

Duration of the course: 3 Months 

Course date: January 2014 – April 2014

Degree Awarded: Post Graduate Diploma

Tuition Fees: EURO 5,500

NFP Fellowship : Available (full fellowship)



2.Course Name: UMDT4 Urban Management and Development Theory

Duration of the course: 3 Months 

Course date: 02 October 2013 - 20 December 2013

Degree Awarded: Post Graduate Diploma

Tuition Fees: EURO 5,250

NFP Fellowship : Available (full fellowship)

Details of each of these courses and Application form are attached with this mail. 


We would request you to send us the following details of your nominee on ihs.study14@gmail.com:

Name:
Organisation:
Designation:
Mobile Number:
Email:
Educational Background:
Total work experience (in years) :
Course (select one from the above):


Awaiting your nominations.

For further information and assistance, please feel free to contact us.

Have a nice day.

Best Regards,
Ruelle












Wednesday 13 March 2013

Ayah, Aa Dearyl ferdick Budiman and Nadinda Nur Anisya















Ayah and Aa Dearyl Ferdick Budiman




Refreshing :)

Seandainya BB dari Indonesia

Kisah di balik nama ßlackßerry™ (ßß) "
Kita patut merasa beruntung bahwa ßlackßerry (Beri Hitam)
dibuat oleh perusahaan Kanada, 
sehingga disingkatnya menjadi ßß

Bayangkan  jika dibikin oleh perusahaan Indonesia, namanya akan menjadi 
"Beri Hitam", 
disingkat : " BH..." !

Bagaimana rasanya jika punya Beri Hitam lalu ditanya : 

"kamu pake BH gak sih ?" >:O 

Atau 

"Pin BH kamu brp?" :s

Atau 

"BH kamu touch screen ya..?" :p

Agak lebih "ngenes" jika ada cewek yang jawab : 

"Sori.., aku gak pake BH"=))  

atau 

"BH aku ketinggalan di rumah nih!..."=DX_X  

Apalagi kalau lagi dinner dengan "ca mer" 
bisa diprotes pacar : 

"Sayang...jangan main BH terus dong...Kita kan lagi makan...taruh dulu BH-nya di meja... :'(".

Bisa juga terjadi dialog :  

"BH aku kok lemot banget ya?!", 

terus dijawab : 

"Isinya kepenuhan, kaliii...".:D 

Apa 'gak makin ruwet kalo begitu?! 

"Eh, BH kamu udah dipasangin anti-spy, belum?" 

"Buat apa..!? 
gak penting juga gitu orang2 ngintip isi BH ku...:p!!" 

Selamat ber~main2 dengan BH, eh . . . ßß .:D
 

Misteri 666 Pernikahan

Sebelum Bobo:
6 minggu: Selamat bobo sayang, mimpi indah ya, mmmuach...
6 bulan: Tolong matiin lampunya, silau nih.
6 tahun: Kesana-an doong... kamu tidur dempet2an kayak mikrolet gini sih?!

Pakai Toilet:
6 minggu: Ngga apa-apa, kamu duluan deh, aku ngga buru2 koq.
6 bulan: Masih lama ngga nih?
6 tahun: Brug! brug! brug! (suara pintu digedor), kalo mau tapa di gunung 
kawi sono

Balesin SMS:
6 minggu: Iya sayang, bentar lagi nyampe rumah koq, aku beli martabak 
kesukaanmu dulu ya
6 bulan: Macet bgt di jln nih
6 tahun: Ok.

Dating Process:
6 minggu: I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 bulan: Ofcourse I love U.
6 tahun : Ya iyalah!! kalau aku tidak cinta kamu, ngapain nikah sama kamu??

Back from Work:
6 minggu: Honey, aku pulang...
6 bulan: I'm BACK!!
6 tahun: Si mbok masak apa hari ini??

Hadiah (ulang tahun):
6 minggu: Sayangku, kuharap kau menyukai cincin yang kubeli
6 bulan: Aku membeli lukisan, nampaknya cocok dengan suasana ruang tengah
6 tahun: Nih duitnya, loe beli sendiri deh yang loe mau

Masakan:
6 minggu: Wah, tak kusangka rasa makanan ini begitu lezaattt...!!!
6 bulan: Kita makan apa malam ini??
6 tahun: HAH? MAKANAN INI LAGI?

Memaafkan:
6 minggu: Udah gak apa-apa sayang, nanti kita beli lagi ya
6 bulan: Hati-hati! Nanti jatuh tuh
6 tahun: KAMU GAK NGERTI2 YA DAH BERIBU2 KALI AKU BILANGIN

Baju baru:
6 minggu: Duhai kasihku, kamu seperti bidadari dengan pakaian itu
6 bulan: Lho, kamu beli baju baru lagi?
6 tahun: BELI BAJU ITU HABIS BERAPA??

Rencana Liburan:
6 minggu: Gimana kalau kita jalan-jalan ke Amerika atau ke tempat yg kamu 
mau honey?
6 bulan: Ke Surabaya naik bis aja ya gak usah pakai pesawat...
6 tahun: JALAN-JALAN? DIRUMAH AJA KENAPA SEH? NGABISIN UANG AJA!

Keep your smile ^_^ 




Tuesday 12 March 2013

Bra

Fungsi bra adalah sebagai penyangga payudara agar tidak mengalami goncangan saat beraktivitas. Namun karena jenisnya ada bermacam-macam, pilihan bra juga bisa diartikan macam-macam. Salah satunya untuk menebak kepribadian pemakainya.
Berdasarkan warna, psikolog Donna Dawson mengungkap bahwa bra dengan warna di spektrum bawah seperti merah, oranye dan kuning bisa memicu vitalitas. Secara fisik, bra dengan warna ini memicu peningkatan tekanan darah, denyut jantung dan laju pernapasan.



Nah, kali ini jenis-jenis bra tanpa dilihat warnanya juga bisa mewakili kepribadian pemakainya, diantaranya adalah : 


1. Bra t-shirt atau full cup

Bra jenis ini didesain untuk menyokong penuh seluruh anatomi payudara. Biasanya dipakai oleh perempuan yang payudaranya besar atau penuh. Perempuan yang memiliki lebih banyak bra full cup di almarinya dibandingkan bra jenis lain, biasanya termasuk low maintenance atau tidak terlalu ingin merepotkan diri sendiri. Kenyamanan ada di atas segala-galanya untuk urusan pakaian dalam. Kepribadian cenderung aktif dan berjiwa seni.



2. Bra push-up
Jenis bra yang satu ini paling banyak disukai perempuan yang kurang percaya diri dengan bentuk payudaranya. Sesuai namanya, bra ini mendorong payudara agar tampak lebih penuh. Namun penafsiran atas perempuan yang menyukai bra jenis ini tidak selalu berarti tidak percaya diri. Para ilmuwan percaya, perempuan penyuka bra jenis ini lebih cenderung optimis dan memiliki jiwa kompetitif.




3. Korset
Bra yang menyatu dengan penyangga perut yang memanjang hingga ke pinggang awalnya dipakai untuk memberi bentuk pada tubuh perempuan sehingga tampak langsing. Sekarang, bra seperti ini lebih banyak dipakai untuk 'menggoda' pasangan di tempat tidur karena dianggap seksi. Perempuan yang senang menggunakannya cenderungplayfull atau menyenangkan dan senang 'bermain-main'. Penyuka bra jenis ini tahu betul bahwa laki-laki mudah dirangsang secara visual dan tidak keberatan untuk mengakomodasi kecenderungan ini.
4. Bra renda-renda
Perempuan yang menyukai bra berenda umumnya menyukai kodratnya sebagai perempuan dan segala kelebihan yang menyertainya. Cenderung pemilih dan sangat memperhatikan detail untuk segala macam aksesori, dari atas sampai bawah. Bra berenda juga menunjukkan kecenderungan dual personality atau kepribadian ganda. Suatu saat bisa menjadi soccer mom atau istri tomboy yang setia menemani pasangan nonton sepakbola, namun pada kesempatan lain bisa menampilkan pesonanya dari dalam.
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