Just Joke

** Six Truths of Life **




1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.



2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.



















3. The first truth is a lie.























4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.



























5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.































6. There is still a stupid smile on your face





* More Idiots! Warnings - Mostly unheeded



58 people are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.



101 people since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.



142 people were injured in 1998 by not removing all pins from new shirts.



543 people were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. (In 1967 my ex flat mate was one such.)